Dan Kozuh
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LINKÖPING, Sweden — An American punk backpacking through Europe reportedly refused to learn simple key phrases for the countries he…
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Peter Woods
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STANFORD, Calif. — Scientists from Stanford University’s Center for Social Climate Research issued a new report claiming that women wearing…
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Ryan Danley
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BUFFALO—Local extreme music fan “Dirty” Travis Macintyre is eager to showcase his genre knowledge by explaining the brutal song titles…
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Joe Rumrill
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HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…
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Zac Lux
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*TO EDITOR: I’M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT PUBLISH.* The Hard Times: Hey, nice shirt. Name 3 songs. Kendall Jenner:…
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Janelle Becraft
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Sick Phoebe Bridgers tat ya got there. Is that her whole face covering your entire torso? Cool, cool. You must…
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Jake Menez
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Nice Fugazi shirt. Where'd you get it, Target? Heh. Probably. Okay then, name three songs. Please? I'm trying to get…
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Jason VanSlycke
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Hey there, little guy. I’m your uncle, John, but everyone calls me Bonez. So... what colors you like? Nothing? Okay…
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