name three songs Archives

Dan Kozuh • August 1, 2025

LINKÖPING, Sweden — An American punk backpacking through Europe reportedly refused to learn simple key phrases for the countries he…

Peter Woods • December 19, 2024

STANFORD, Calif. — Scientists from Stanford University’s Center for Social Climate Research issued a new report claiming that women wearing…

Ryan Danley • June 7, 2024

BUFFALO—Local extreme music fan “Dirty” Travis Macintyre is eager to showcase his genre knowledge by explaining the brutal song titles…

Joe Rumrill • October 11, 2023

HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…

Zac Lux • September 7, 2022

*TO EDITOR: I’M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT PUBLISH.* The Hard Times: Hey, nice shirt. Name 3 songs. Kendall Jenner:…

Janelle Becraft • January 31, 2021

Sick Phoebe Bridgers tat ya got there. Is that her whole face covering your entire torso? Cool, cool. You must…

Jake Menez • January 29, 2021

Nice Fugazi shirt. Where'd you get it, Target? Heh. Probably. Okay then, name three songs. Please? I'm trying to get…

Jason VanSlycke • October 19, 2020

Hey there, little guy. I’m your uncle, John, but everyone calls me Bonez. So... what colors you like? Nothing? Okay…