Dan Rice
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Like many Americans, I am awake at three in the goddamn morning in a seemingly endless anxiety loop. As I…
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Dan Rice
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Movies. They just keep getting more profitable, and thus better. There’s just one problem. A small, insignificant faction of the…
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Dan Rice
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If you’re alive reading this then congratulations! You’ve made it all the way to the dawn of the end times.…
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Action movies: I often wish that I were a normal person who could just enjoy an action movie. I’ve seen…
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As an American student, I’m unable to afford the finer things in life like housing and food, so I still…
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CHICAGO — A new meandering voicemail from your dealer indicated that “Donnie Darko is still the movie you absolutely must…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES. — A new "Night at the Museum" sequel in the works at 20th Century Fox reportedly takes place…
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Joe Rumrill
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Oftentimes, the problem with punk music made by actual PEOPLE is that those people are so rarely puppets, sitcom characters,…
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Welcome to Fight Club fan club. I see a lot of new faces. Shut up. That means a lot of…
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John Danek
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Seasoned death metal guitarist Robert Young incurred his first instance of hearing damage by attending a…
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