Jeremy Kaplowitz
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While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Scientists at the Gibson Institute of Environmental Studies issued a stunning new report yesterday, claiming the devastating effects…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long…
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The Hard Times Staff
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PACIFICA, Calif. — A Regal Cinemas gift card was transferred last night to a third wallet without once being used…
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LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…
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Kevin Flynn
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TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — Famed film auteur Wes Anderson unceremoniously announced today that his next movie would be about “a sad…
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Dustin Meadows
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local pop-punk darlings Break Shot are running out of obscure movie quotes to inspire song titles for…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due…
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