AKRON, Ohio — Local punk Paul Vanslyke is being called a hero after he weathered a showering of beer, boos, and fists on while clearing out…
LOWELL, Mass. – “Listen, these losers want to go outside, they want to smoke their mechanical cigarettes, and then they want to come back into…
SARASOTA, Fla. – Sources confirmed show-goer Ethan Clark abandoned his panicked attempts to fix a lamp he broke during a house show hosted by local…
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – Spectators at last night’s highly anticipated ClearlyxStraight show were left speechless as local fat guy, Wayne Bussman, displayed a seemingly…
ANAHEIM, Calif. – Crazed dancer Chad Russell reportedly had his “entire night ruined” at a recent concert by The Decemberists when the audience refused to…
CAMDEN, N.J. – Tempers flared at a show over the weekend when showgoer Steven Montague was forbidden from stashing his sweatshirt safely underneath the merch…
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