Steve Packosky
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local greased up beefcake Roger Bornecki expressed his frustration at people’s continuous mistaking of him for a…
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Laura Lewis
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RICHMOND, Va. — A small group of goths squatting at a local residence were mistaken for Victorian ghosts, confirmed police…
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Joe Rumrill
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GLENDALE, Calif. — A local man who was at first believed to be dressed in an impeccable GG Allin costume…
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Marie Cartier
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Nick Takanaka, the resident lighting technician at The Corner, is reportedly nearing his breaking point after being…
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Tim Nash
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TOPEKA, Kan. — Self-proclaimed "world's biggest Pearl Jam fan" Danica Young’s entire musical identity was stripped from her yesterday after…
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Shea Strauss
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NANUET, N.Y. — Local woman Namya Gupta, the fiancé of indie-rock band Oxford Drama’s songwriter and guitarist, fully believes she…
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EL PASO, Texas — Local musician Lenny Windsor was sentenced to two consecutive life sentences today for his part in…
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Lauren Lavín
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DALLAS — Local bank robber Kevin Rice’s alleged attempt at a heist late yesterday evening was thwarted when he was…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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CHICAGO — Local woman and very loud porn watcher when she thinks she’s alone Amy Fritz realized late this afternoon…
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