Ryan Danley
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NEW YORK — Local punk rocker and present-day messiah, Lenny “Resin” Jackson stunned the masses crashing at his squat by…
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Matt Husser
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When I left home to become a big-time mall Santa divorce attorney in New York City, I never thought I'd…
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Nathan Kamal
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The holidays are a difficult time for many people, but especially for losers who no one loves or even thinks…
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James Knapp
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There have been plenty of reported miracles throughout the course of human history, ranging from Christ’s resurrection after his crucifixion…
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Matt Grimminck
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DALLAS — Patrons of the NorthPark Center believed they witnessed a Christmas miracle when a mall Santa with a very…
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Sari Beliak
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CHICAGO –– The guttural moans and profanity-laden shrieks emanating from the birthing tub of Kia Armetto “really added a certain…
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Sari Beliak
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TUCSON, Ariz. -- Local woman Sarah Abott reportedly had a personal “modern day Hanukkah miracle” this past week when, despite…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ODENSE, Kan. -- An ugly Christmas sweater has reportedly grown up into a beautiful bathrobe, in what one lucky local…
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