Arielle Andreano
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LOS ANGELES — Local 38-year-old punk Nicole Crane is very excited to check out the supposed new band Perimenopause that’s…
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Jerrod Kingery
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ST. LOUIS — Local 43-year-old Randall Bakos spiraled into an existential crisis after spotting a bright pink container of Bubble…
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Ian Steffé
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University determined that 100% of Millennials suffer from PTSD linked to exposure to the…
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A recent study from Stanford University concluded that millennials have eaten enough Pop-Tarts and Bagel Bites…
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Amanda Russel
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Steven Jones, an otherwise boring millennial with an even more boring name, has been hiding an extraordinary, superhuman ability: digesting…
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James Knapp
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Hey, Boomer. Think you’re so smart, eh? Well, here are the worst pieces of life advice ever passed down to…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The Red Hot Chili Peppers shocked jurors and courtroom personnel at the California State Court House on…
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John Danek
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The early 2010s were a much simpler time. People didn’t eat and breathe divisive politics, guitars could be found in…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Dom Turek
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A punk mom put pressure on her happily married 36-year-old daughter to get divorced before it’s…
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