AUSTIN, Texas — Recent transplant Andre Alvarado was reportedly unsure which merch table was socially acceptable to aimlessly stand by late last week while attending…
SEATTLE — The dismal sales of a T-shirt featuring an amazing design were blamed on the inclusion of the band name Love Drinking Pee-Pee, potential…
ATLANTA — Local punk Jordan Flaxer “flew off the handle” last night after the merch guy for touring band The Dead Stench refused payment in…
DETROIT — The closet of 41-year-old scene veteran Eddie Pierce is filled with hundreds of band t-shirts to pair with exactly one pair of pants,…
ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local poser Jonathan Pittman committed the ultimate social faux pas last night, showing up to a date wearing a shirt printed…
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Former merch guy Josh Hall is slowly adjusting to his new life in Lawrence, Kan. after being accidentally left at a gas…
SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst news of legendary emo band Jawbreaker reuniting for Riot Fest after a 21 year hiatus, a Jawbreaker T-shirt also reunited with…
LOS ANGELES — Teddy Gregory of up-and-coming punk band Concrete Chaos appeared on the popular, investment-based reality show Shark Tank last night, asking the panel…
AUSTIN, Texas – A 25-year-old junior marketing executive was detained by immigration officials today after attempting to cross the SXSW fence illegally, reports confirm. Sources…
VANCOUVER — After opening a much-awaited shipment brimming with brand-new t-shirts, the folk-punk quintet the Barn Stomp Boys found they had somehow already exhausted their…
AUSTIN, Texas — Natalie Gladstone successfully completed a daring escape from her boyfriend’s show last night, sneaking out of the event inside of a box…
NEW YORK — The four remaining members of seminal punk band The Ramones announced plans to reunite for one last T-shirt at a press conference…
VANCOUVER, B.C. – Nick “Tha Knife” Porter, the dedicated merch guy for Las Vegas-based band Lawbreaker, soldiered on alone late last week to run distro…
SPRINGFIELD, IL – Fueled by a desire to do something special for their die-hard fans, local band Seafoam Dream is releasing an extremely limited run…
HANSON, Mass. – Ten years ago today, after beloved Boston hardcore band Blackjack’s final set, Aaron Noble grabbed a free sticker from the merch table.…