At first glance The Grateful Dead seems punk as fuck. Their albums all have skulls on them, and those bears are clearly skanking. Unfortunately, after…
5 Magnificent Beards That Definitely Look Good but Must Make Eating a Big Plate of Spaghetti With Your Bare Hands Just a God Damn Nightmare
Has this ever happened to you? It’s Saturday night and you’re at some fancy Italian place munching on Endless Salad and Breadsticks. The waiter brings…
NEW YORK CITY — Rolling Stone magazine announced today it would be scaling back the latest version of its popular special feature, merely ranking the…
The Star Wars fandom is full of debates. Did Han or Greedo shoot first? Are Ewoks cute or annoying kid shit? Is The Last Jedi…
As I stated in my year end wrap up column six weeks ago on December 6th, 2018 has been an incredible year for gaming. So…
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A Tinder date at O’Donnelley’s Pub Tuesday evening was reportedly almost too short for a local man to describe every variety of…
Gamer’s Best of 2018 List Just the 5 Games He’s Played This Year
DENVER — Joe Hutchinson has released his annual ranking of the best games of the year, although his entries have made it evident that it…
Four Things We Want to See in Gamergate 2
2014 was a great year for gamers of every genre. If you were into card games, Hearthstone came out and dominated the market. Were you…
5 Desert Island Records You’ll Try to Eat Because There’s No Food on the Island and the Heat has Driven You Mad
Have you ever asked yourself, what 5 records would I most want to eat if trapped on an island with no food and suffering from…
The Kinks. Need I say more? Fronted by the original brawling British brothers, Ray and Dave Davies (sorry, Liam and Joel Gallagher!), The Kinks released…
5 Punk Bars That Have Gone Way Downhill Ever Since They Banned Me For Doing Coke in the Bathroom
There’s no doubt about it: Punk is dying. Whether it’s gentrification, mainstream exposure, or just a monumental shift in the scene, one thing is abundantly…
15 Reasons I Don’t Tell People I’m A Squirter
There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s not like I…
Find Out Who Is The Biggest Poser In Your State
Across the country, region to region, state to state, city to city, every scene is different. From the bands to the venues, everyone is has…
List of 100 Greatest Drummers Dominated By Cartoon Octopuses
CEDAR GROVE, N.J. — Modern Drummer magazine’s yearly list of 100 Greatest Drummers is once again comprised of over 60 percent cartoon octopuses, upsetting a…
RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games
Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for the new edition that is…