S.L. Neechski
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Hey, you with the white-kid dreads and those baggy JNCOs with a portable CD player in the giant back pocket.…
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Patrick Coyne
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LANGLEY, Va. — The CIA hired Korn frontman Jonathan Davis to teach operatives how to control bullets through scatting following…
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Steve Packosky
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Nu-metal band Deranged found themselves the pariah of their local scene for failing to misspell their band…
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Zack Zagranis
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local Korn fan Floyd Brennan recently admitted that the band hit its peak approximately 50 seconds into…
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Steve Packosky
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After years of denial, we at The Hard Times finally opened up and were honest with ourselves about our proclivity…
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Tim Graham
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LOS ANGELES — Garment company JNCO says renewed interest in their extra-wide legged jeans could result in a devastating shortage…
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local nu metal enthusiast, and father of four, David Trilling admitted Autumn is his favorite season…
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Rob Steinberg
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Let's face it. This country has changed and not for the better. Inflation, never-ending wars, global warming, and overall lack…
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Matt Husser
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INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal superfan Travis Cornwall reportedly sat his son down to have the “Nookie Talk” after the teenager…
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Eric Navarro
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Let’s get this straight right off the bat: Nu Metal fucking rules. Also, it’s “Nu” and not “n” followed by…
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