There’s a lot of anxiety over the economy these past few months. It feels like this country is just one tariff away from sending the…
BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — 41-year-old Jacob Francois claimed responsibility for taking over a local bar’s jukebox using only his phone, an act he says was…
Top 30 Ska Punk Songs That Are Going to Get Us Killed For Putting Them on the Jukebox at This Biker Bar
Are you someone who enjoys listening to both ska and punk genres simultaneously? Then you’re probably not one of the dozens of angry bikers at…
WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — A previously too-cool-for-school music snob is reportedly just inebriated enough to loudly appreciate AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” playing…
Bar’s Jukebox Only Has Prank Calls for Some Reason
NEEDLES, Calif. — Frequent patrons of local watering hole The Running Refrigerator are reportedly befuddled over realizing the bar’s ever-playing jukebox solely contains tracks of…
If This Bar Didn’t Want To Hear Six Hours of Ska, They Shouldn’t Have an Outlet Near the Jukebox Where I Plugged in My Own Speaker
We all make mistakes. No matter how large or small, in most situations, they can be forgiven. The factor that determines forgiveness in all shades…
Recovering Alcoholic Ashamed of His Past Jukebox Selections
CHICAGO — Local recovering alcoholic Patrick Tolleridge is now expressing deep remorse for his past jukebox selections since getting sober, according to sources. “When I…
How Am I Supposed To Do Karaoke Here When They Don’t Have a Single Napalm Death Song Available?
I’m at my wit’s end with this whole karaoke deal. I am stuck in a sea of nice enough but unsophisticated 20-somethings who only want…
Hardcore Guy’s and Metal Guy’s Eyes Meet as They Both Yell “Go!” While At The Gates Plays
BALTIMORE — Hardcore music aficionado Steve Settler and metalhead Jasyn Moore shared a tender moment when they simultaneously yelled “Go!” while listening to “Slaughter of…