Joe Rumrill
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FERNDALE, Mich. — Two former strangers seated together on a Megabus ride found common ground through despising the Eagles despite…
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Rhiannon Shaw
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced today that they reintroduced the American jock to the ecosystem in…
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Nathan Kamal
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Did we just discover a real life Freddy Krueger? This high school janitor from Springwood, Ohio totally got his ass…
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Dan Luberto
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LONDON — Local steampunk Alexi Franklin was assaulted yesterday by fellow Pincham High classmate and noted steamjock Victor Gryphon, multiple…
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Ben Hargrave
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PARIS, Texas — The Goths of the Hot Topic Empire took over a Sbarro restaurant early this morning, continuing their…
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Brandon Onda
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CLEVELAND – Two former high school students launched a revolutionary new organization earlier this week called “It Gets Worse,” an…
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SAN FRANCISCO - One of America’s longest lasting wars has finally come to an end as punks and jocks finally settled…
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REDDING, Calif. — Local 14-year-old Taylor Kohle is unclear if he is still allowed to like sports after purchasing Minor…
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