Sean Fallon
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Welp, it looks like your wife's new boyfriend is here to stay. And obviously, as long as Greg's going to…
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Jus Kaplan
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Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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Krissy Howard
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COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho — Grammatically correct person and all-around fucking showoff Eric Cyr responded that he’s doing “well” today after…
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Dan Kozuh
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SEATTLE — Two adult punk males repeatedly collided their heads together yesterday attempting to display dominance to impress a nearby…
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Alex Salcido
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Dude, you KILLED it last night. And by ‘it,’ I don’t mean all those overly complicated solos and riffs you…
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Krissy Howard
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PITTSBURGH — Local "grown-ass adult" Leslie Walton felt oddly compelled to impress her 12-year-old cousin Scott Burgess with her deep…
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