Trevor Graham
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LOS ANGELES — A young couple recently sighted at a local punk show was deemed way too attractive to actually…
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Tyler Roland
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local ICE Agent Arnie Blacksmith was moved to tears during the “domestic abuse” part of the Disturbed single…
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Trevor Graham
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TEANECK, N.J. — Local man Derek Logan watched the 2005 film “V for Vendetta” to experience the completely fictional story…
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OREGON CITY, Ore. — Florida band The Schticks reportedly lost their bass player Lars “Puke Boy” Barkerton to dysentery while…
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Jennifer Donovan
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local MAGA Republican Richard Goiter released a new conservative version of Mad Libs where all pronouns have…
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Anna Walsh
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SEATTLE — Local toddler Piper Huga brought pre-k class to a halt this week after counting to 2 then 4…
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Steve Packosky
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STANFORD, Calif. — A psychological study at Stanford University found that 85% of participants would willingly drink kerosene if the…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEDONA, Ariz. — Attendees of an orgy reported that the evening’s highly charged sexual atmosphere was being ruined by a…
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Charles Bill
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WASHINGTON — Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller admitted that he’s just building Aryan Nation credibility for his inevitable imprisonment,…
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Trevor Graham
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CHICAGO — A veteran who fought in World War II still continues to have “Hitler Derangement Syndrome” to this day,…
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