Punk Cadaver Dog Keeping Skull
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SELBYVILLE, Del. — A punk cadaver dog who was in the middle of searching for human remains from a historic…
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Fox News Says Laura Ingraham’s Dreams Count as Real Stories
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NEW YORK — Conservative cable network Fox News revealed that host Laura Ingraham’s dreams now officially counted as real news…
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Dave From Dave’s Killer Bread Inducted Into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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CLEVELAND — Dave Dahl, best known as the face and founder of Dave’s Killer Bread, was inducted into the Rock…
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Undercover Cop Only One on Time to DIY Show
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SAN DIEGO — A local venue uncovered a sting operation within their premises when a plainsclothes police officer blew his…
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Libertarian Recommends Children Do DoorDash to Settle Lunch Debt
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DENVER — Libertarian Rich Fayleson recently advocated on the podcast Debate Me Bro that children who have school-lunch debt should…
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Noam Chomsky Insists No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism Excludes McDonald’s BOGO Breakfast Deal
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Professor and vocal critic of capitalism Noam Chomsky stunned his lecture hall after granting an ideological exception…
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Geese Fan’s Parents Get Her Goose Tickets for Christmas
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NEEDHAM, Mass. — A self-avowed super fan of the rock band Geese was surprised by her well-meaning parents with a…
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Jumbotron at Weezer Show Exposes Tech CEO for Being Completely Alone
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CLEVELAND — The jumbotron at a local Weezer concert exposed an important tech CEO for being completely alone without a…
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Punk House’s Only Working Light Is Tip of Vape Pen
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EASTON, Pa. — Residents of a local punk house are officially down to the glowing tip of a vape pen…
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Flea Hoping More People Attend His Ugly Christmas Sock Party This Year
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LOS ANGELES — Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Michael Peter “Flea” Balzary found himself hoping more people would attend his…
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