Steve Packosky
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — A gonorrhea outbreak during an outdoor Bret Michaels concert at the BayCare Sound was somehow less unpleasant…
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Rob Steinberg
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HOLLAND, Mich. — A Juggalo who goes by the name Ice-Dawg awoke in the hospital after being declared legally dead…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN DIEGO — Hatebreed fan Scott Tamowsky found inspiration in the band’s lyrics to overcome a recent charge for aggravated…
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Ryan Darrah
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DENVER — A new study released by The Reticence Foundation found that growing numbers of Americans need to shut the…
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Joe Rumrill
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LAS VEGAS — A soon-to-be wed pair of New Jersey tourists were crestfallen to discover the Elvis impersonator officiating their…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — A recent poll among the nation’s random drunk dipshits at the bar have declared 1991’s “Enter Sandman” the…
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Doug Kolic
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STILLWATER, Okla. — A pathetic local loser believes that he and his 11-year-old son are best friends, according to nearby…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once again caused confusion in the scientific community after…
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Ben Friedman
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If there’s one thing we need more than ever this holiday season, it’s peace on earth. And there’s no better…
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Garry Kerls
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LOS ANGELES — After coming out victorious in the multi-billion dollar bidding war to acquire Warner Bros., Netflix CEO Ted…
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