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BOSTON — The Solar Eclipse, expected to be visible later today, admitted he got super hard just thinking about how many people would be staring…
Topher Klein wants other fathers-to-be to know that just because they’re not the one giving birth doesn’t mean the birth story isn’t about them. Some…
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Eclipse season is upon us again, and if you’ve found yourself on a road trip to decimate some small town’s economy for a chance to…
We all know how important it is for women to start standing firmly in their truths, especially in a post “Me Too” world. That’s why…
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BALTIMORE — Members of indie rock band My Word, Countess!, a group most famous for their incorporation of a French horn player, admitted that they…
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HAZLETON, Penn. — An outraged atheist berated a fellow customer in a local record shop upon overhearing a discussion that dormant hardcore act Title Fight…
Ten Underrated ‘80s Soundtracks to Distract You From the Fact These Movies Came Out Four Decades Ago
Ten Underrated ‘80s Soundtracks to Distract You From the Fact These Movies Came Out Four Decades Ago
Oh the ‘80s, what a maligned/permed cornucopia of bright blazers, trickle-down economics that neither trickles nor goes down, Zack Morris-esque cell phones that couldn’t fit…
It’s happened to all of us: You start watching Jim Henson’s 1986 cult classic “Labyrinth,” and despite the movie transporting you to a fantastical land…
Okay, so you’ve called time-out and are wasting everyone’s precious time when they could be watching a thrilling yet family-friendly game of high school basketball.…
Romantic: Woman Falls in Love After Random Old Man Comments “Beautiful Very So Lovely Girl Hello” on Instagram Post
NEW YORK — Local woman Julie Oliha found her true love when a random old man commented “Beautiful Very So Lovely Girl Hello” on a…