James Klinger
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MARIETTA, Ga. — Local girlfriend Kaitlynn Gagnon is unable to sleep after spotting a Line 6 Spider in the corner…
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Johnny Amizich
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order that required Disneyland to reopen Splash Mountain and “Song of The…
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S.L. Neechski
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You there. Yeah, you. I see you in that, ahem, “vintage” Strokes t-shirt, leaning against the wall in your ripped…
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Jason Clemence
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NASHVILLE — Country songwriting newcomer Bill “Ribeye” Jackson unveiled a new track that reportedly had completely inverted the dominant paradigm…
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RJ Atkinson
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WASHINGTON — The Federal Aviation Administration announced that real motherfuckers may still board all domestic flights, regardless of Real ID…
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Tyler Roland
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Hey, kid. I may not be a household name, but back in the day, I was one of the in-demand…
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Kevin Coons
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BOSTON — Local father and software engineer Evan Froom is reportedly excited to see emo bands Bright Eyes and Cursive…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — Recent budget cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration by the Trump Administration has rendered it…
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Tim Sheard
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Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be…
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Sara Tabin
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SALEM, Mass. — Your friend Jared Bunter finally reached out today to let you know about his band’s upcoming gig…
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