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Chris Bowen • July 30, 2025

ITHACA, N.Y. — Tenants of a local punk house solved their issue of not having a working doorbell by smashing…

Malia Simon • July 30, 2025

As a lifelong punk coming up on my 29th birthday, I’m starting to have a lot of realizations about life:…

Peter Woods • July 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives announced a new federally funded program asking the incel…

Brett Olsen • July 29, 2025

PARMA, Ohio — Local lummox Andrew Creosote felt a vague sense of accomplishment Tuesday morning when he uncharacteristically stood up…

Steve Packosky • July 29, 2025

Well, shit. Your favorite band is coming to Sturgis next week, and you’re not about to let Big Brother keep…

Tim Sheard • July 29, 2025

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…

Dan Kozuh • July 28, 2025

NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…

Eric Degliomini • July 28, 2025

When I got hired as Jack Black’s assistant, I was stoked thinking it would be an easy gig of picking…

Steve Packosky • July 28, 2025

PUEBLO, Colo. — Metalhead James Kingor concluded that it’s just easier to let his family think he’s goth instead of…

Kelley Greene • July 27, 2025

ATLANTA — Hooters announced that it would be closing dozens of stores nationwide as part of a bankruptcy restructuring plan,…