RJ Atkinson
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BALTIMORE — A recent study out of Johns Hopkins confirms there’s absolutely nothing cool about drugs, except for all the…
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Tim Sheard
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It’s time to come clean once and for all. The best meal I’ve ever had was the two slices of…
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Steve Packosky
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WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…
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Jamie Godin
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You may find yourself wondering about your loved one who, several years ago, once picked a fight with another emo…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN DIEGO — Metalhead and total poser Greg Borneck had patches for bands that you recognized on his battle vest…
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Steve Packosky
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NEW YORK — Beloved children’s author R.L. Stine was wondering if he should alienate a large swath of people who…
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Dom Turek
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I recently stumbled upon a video so deranged and unsettling, I could only assume it came from a pile of…
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Steve Packosky
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KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…
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Sidney Conant
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DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local Submissive Seventh fan and total dweeb Derek Maldonado reportedly threw away any remaining ounce of self-respect…
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Ben Friedman
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It’s been said that men are happy with the simple things in life, if you’re going off of their predilection…
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