Brian Wishart
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LOS ANGELES — Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler is surprised that he is included in the cast announcement for the new…
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Ben Friedman
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TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Local punk Harrison Williams found himself experiencing a new sense of inner peace after fucking up…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — New mother Kelly Wazowski's night out was saved at the last minute after successfully bringing their newborn child…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today revealed the revised food pyramid was developed with input from…
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Steve Packosky
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DULUTH, Minn. — Systems analyst Guillermo Rodriguez aggravated his friends when he notified them that he had a twin brother…
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Doug Kolic
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SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Local 48-year-old Matt Hull lamented the fact that he was never able to match the joy he…
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Tim Graham
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SONOMA COUNTY, Calif. — Eccentric singer Tom Waits demanded all correspondence be brought to him in increasingly unorthodox ways, frustrated…
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Jeff Bender
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PHILADELPHIA — Beloved NPR journalist Terry Gross went rogue Friday during a live on-stage interview in which she summarized the…
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Ryan Darrah
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SAN FRANCISCO — Deadbeat dads across the nation demanded some sort of summer music festival featuring Cinderella and Damn Yankees,…
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Joe Matheson
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SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to…
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