Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Noted Puscifer fan and parolee Peter Schwartz recently learned the vocalist of his favorite act has a side…
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Mike Moran
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…
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Matt Husser
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TACOMA, Wash. — Members of punk band The Shitbutts renewed their commitment to joining the 27 Club with a pact…
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Mark Shady
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FORT DIX, N.J. — The Fort Dix Federal Correctional Institute announced that it has granted Sean “Diddy” Combs conjugal freak-offs,…
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Matt Husser
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled the next generation iPhone today, a new disposable single-use iPhone Loosie, sources…
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Jeff Bender
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HUNTERSVILLE, N.C. — Former talent acquisition specialist Remy Dolan confirmed this week that he still honors his old company's tradition…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary punk band Bad Religion decided to cut costs for an upcoming tour by having lead singer…
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Mike Maher
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POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Seminal noise outfit GÜNT has reunited with its original laptop and founding member, sources close to the…
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Steve Packosky
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ZION, Ill. — A banjo purchase by 41-year-old Stan Rukowski gave the millennial a decently affordable mid-life crisis, sources report.…
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Steve Packosky
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Look, I know what you’re thinking. “This guy’s whole identity is centered around being straight-edge, and he just threw it…
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