Jacky Pritchard
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BOONVILLE, N.Y. — Frequently ridiculed rock band Buckcherry were curious if they were disparaged too much or not enough in…
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John Danek
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CHARLESTON, S.C. — A new study by the College of Charleston confirms that the majority of shoppers at JoAnn Fabrics…
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Rob Steinberg
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Hey girl, saw you across the coffee shop, your face buried in a book, looking all sexy by asking the…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif.— Deftones frontman Chino Moreno was recently discovered belting out various moans and screams into an oscillating fan while…
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Dan Kozuh
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August 1, 2024
With the election cycle heating up and America more divided than ever the world's most elusive supernatural creatures came out…
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Bobby Korec
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August 1, 2024
MIDDLETOWN, Ohio — Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance continued to infuriate the nation by claiming that men who are…
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Valley Simone
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August 1, 2024
NEW MILFORD, Conn. — Experimental grindcore outfit Invasive Eel announced a 19-track full-length album to be released exclusively on a…
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Ben Friedman
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July 31, 2024
PARIS — A local hardcore show instantly achieved immediate legendary status after Olympic legend Simone Biles single-handedly opened up the…
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PARIS — International Olympics Committee spokesperson Mark Adams confirmed that the 3000-year-old world amateur sporting contest was “Unlikely to continue”…
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Joe Rumrill
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LOS FELIZ, Calif. — A shirt bearing the logo of a professional hockey team was deemed an acceptable purchase recently…
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