Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…
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Chris Bowen
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NEW YORK — Total loser Jay Draboll plans to spend his entire New Year’s Eve partying with friends in what…
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Rob Steinberg
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Endless wars. Corporate Greed. Decline of living wages. There are many societal woes in this country that continue to get…
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Steve Packosky
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan reportedly resolved to hit a beer keg with his baseball bat…
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Dan Rice
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Today the world continues to mourn Jimmy Carter, former U.S. President, Nobel Prize recipient and noted humanitarian, who died yesterday…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…
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Zack Zagranis
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Today was definitely not the greatest day I’ve ever known. It started like any other day: the sun was shining,…
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Chris Bowen
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ALBION, N.Y. — Local curmudgeon Hadwin McKlusky fell victim to a vicious prank played by neighborhood kids in which they…
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Matt McInerney
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local man Turner Eaton was seen standing in the soap aisle of CVS, debating whether to purchase…
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Mac McCarthy
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The punk scene loudly promotes inclusivity. All are welcome, regardless of your age, race, religion, gender identity, or socioeconomic status,…
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