hiking Archives - HARDTIMES

Charles Bill • September 4, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — A local couple’s hike was put on hold after a really neat stick was found on the…

Ben Friedman • June 10, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Mike McCutchen is attempting to free solo an imposing 6’4” man blocking the view of the…

Chris Bratton • July 21, 2022

“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I…

Bobby Korec • July 15, 2021

SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…

Michael Luis • May 29, 2021

MADISON, Wis. — 14-year-old nu metal fan and novice Boy Scout Calvin Nelson is reportedly only interested in learning about…

Julia Zhen • May 18, 2021

SEATTLE — Local Chacos-wearing woman Stevie Saintclaire recently found love with Tevas fanatic Zak Richards as the two bonded over…

Sophie Len • March 3, 2021

This guy asked me what I do in my free time and I fucked up and told him I really…