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BATON ROUGE, La. — Internet savvy punk Jody Tucker called himself out this morning “just to be safe” for a…
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Louie Aronowitz
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KATONAH, N.Y. — Local pop-punk band Infinite Abyss is running dangerously low on copies of their debut record Lowest Plateau,…
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Patrick Coyne
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CENTERVILLE, Ohio — Spaceboy Records clerk and “total poser” Matthew Wright was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25…
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — A climate change-fueled mass extinction event that will wipe 90 percent of the human race off the…
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Travis Walling
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WASHINGTON – The Union of American Protestors voted to go on strike today, citing inadequate pay and poor working conditions,…
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Salim Alam
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BERKELEY, Calif – Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of famed rock band Green Day, claims he once had a “brief…
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John Danek
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BALTIMORE — Audio technician Darla Buzek petitioned her co-workers and patrons at the Ram’s Head last week to stop calling…
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Dan Kozuh
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PEORIA, Ill. — Infamous sophomore bully Peter Fazio has chosen to target Dane Sumner’s large facial birthmark for hazing, choosing…
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BOSTON — Hundreds of new straight edge recruits received their standard issue black sheep tattoos this morning in a traditional…
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Mark Turner
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WASHINGTON — Post-hardcore band Fugazi will end their 15-year hiatus with a series of shows in which they will criticize…
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