CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the band’s Instagram page for the…
If This Applebee’s Staff Sings Me “Happy Birthday,” None of Us Are Walking Out of Here Alive
By Zachary Wolf
You guys are my best friends. We’ve been through a lot together, and nothing is ever going to change that. But if you told the…
My Old High School Bully Posted ‘Happy Birthday’ on My Facebook Page! When Will He Stop Tormenting Me?!
By Dan Kozuh
He is at it again. Kevin Fazio. The terror of Warren G. Harding Public High — the man with little in his obsidian soul but…