John Merrifield
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December 6, 2021
BOSTON — Recent Northeastern University alumni James Gillen is aggressively spreading awareness of the atrocities committed by Christopher Columbus to…
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John Danek
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November 27, 2021
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Oblivious dork Chazz Dorfner continued to irk the few acquaintances willing to tolerate him with his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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November 27, 2021
LOS ANGELES — A seemingly innocuous Spotify pop-punk playlist was ordered by a judge at the Los Angeles superior court…
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The Hard Times Staff
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November 26, 2021
GRESHAM, Ore. — Local bargain hunter Terry Hodges was relieved to discover that the writhing, chaotic mass of humanity trampling…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 15, 2021
HOMEWOOD, Ill. — First responders are attempting to reach a group of fathers that became stuck when a local man-cave…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 27, 2021
ELDERSBURG, Md. — The appeal of joining a "throuple” for local woman Denise Hubbard was completely obliterated by prospective partners…
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