David Britton
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EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Founding Primus member Les Claypool finally reached a level of competence that will allow him to…
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Tim Graham
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CHANDLER, Ariz. — Gina Feldspar, bassist for punk band Piss Ritual, performed a periodic inventory of “good” and “bad” teeth…
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Krissy Howard
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COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho — Grammatically correct person and all-around fucking showoff Eric Cyr responded that he’s doing “well” today after…
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John Danek
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MINNEAPOLIS — Law enforcement officials have renamed the interrogation tactic “Good Cop, Bad Cop” to “Accomplice Cop, Murderer Cop” to…
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Josh Kuderna
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BALTIMORE — Members of local band Wasted Rat agreed yesterday that the guitar solo in their new song “absolutely rips,”…
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Noah Slafer scoured the internet last night to find out whether he should view Julian…
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Kevin Hufe
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PITTSBURGH — Fans watching local math rock guitarist Steve Sanchez’s performance last night were split on whether the musician is…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…
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DENVER -- Local Oi! band Treadhead took every opportunity between songs to remind the crowd that they “are not a…
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