girl scout cookies Archives

Patrick Coyne • June 4, 2024

WAUKEE, Iowa — Tardy metalhead Colby Shelton accidentally wore his young sister’s Girl Scout vest to a recent show, mistaking…

Ben Friedman • February 28, 2024

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — A bombshell study recently revealed a Conservative think tank spent $40 million trying to find a way…

Rob Ryder • November 2, 2023

RICHMOND, Va. — Local Girl Scout Teresa Evans recently broke all regional sales records by selling single cookies at a…

Bobby Korec • September 4, 2023

Glenn Danzig is known for a lot of things. He’s the legendary singer of the Misfits and other bands, he…

Dan Bookbinder • March 4, 2023

Girl Scout cookies have come a long way since my sister’s Brownie Troop used to set up a table outside…

Rachel Clayton • January 23, 2020

ALTOONA, Pa. — Anthony Spengler, the drummer for the hardcore band Unabashed, cleared off half of the band’s usual merch…