Chris Bowen
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local metalhead Devon Kingsley is reportedly still feeling a slight sense of euphoria after receiving $6.66 back…
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Zac Lux
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TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey hardcore band Bust In canceled their first tour outside of New Jersey after realizing they…
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Tim Graham
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CLINTON, Mass. — Self-professed food connoisseur Noah Frawley boasts the unusual ability to determine the provenance of microwaved gas station…
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Ben Friedman
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Damn girl, this night has been magical. Looking at you now has me breaking out into a cold sweat. Like…
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Rose Eden
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk house The Meat Mansion hired the small market attached to the gas station at the…
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Michael Gursky
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NEW CASTLE, Del. — An unnamed man was arrested and taken into custody under the suspicion of “potentially having committed…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man Todd Cohen admitted that he is slowly caving to a misleading ad for the 7/11 hot…
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Krissy Howard
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UNITED STATES — A gathering of townies from across the country is expected to begin at around 5 p.m. today…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — The startup company Punk Blue Apron is enjoying a surge in popularity, thanks to their monthly subscription…
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Krissy Howard
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FLATWOODS, Ky. — Local woman and sloppy-wasted friend Kara Stanley offered a play-by-play account moments ago of the “absolute ass-kicking”…
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