Bobby Korec
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November 5, 2025
WASHINGTON — The White House honored late Vice President Dick Cheney with a 21-gun-to-the-face salute, confirmed sources who wanted no…
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Dan Rice
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September 1, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Trump showed off his physical prowess today in an attempt to dispel rumors about his failing health…
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Cory Cousins
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July 27, 2025
FREDERICK, Md. — Veteran road warrior and merch guy for international touring powerhouse, Bashful Dominatrix, revealed that he was dying…
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CHATSWORTH, Calif. — Lucky Luke’s Powersports, Southern California’s number one motorcycle dealership, announced a new package that includes huge savings…
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Doug Kolic
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April 28, 2025
OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a cremated punk were so toxic that it would likely poison…
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Steve Packosky
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April 25, 2025
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Recently deceased grandmother of six Dorothy Roddenbury selfishly had a funeral on the same day Anthrax was…
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Tyler Roland
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December 3, 2024
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Friends and family of recently deceased Edwin Peters decided to go the extra mile for his funeral…
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Dan Kozuh
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October 22, 2024
BALTIMORE — Recently deceased punk Cary Lowery’s will primarily consisted of returning the stolen property he took from his closest…
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Drew Gigis
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July 24, 2024
TACOMA, Wash. — Mourners attending the funeral for local goth legend Joshua Proach, also known as Alistair Nightfall, weren’t sure…
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Kyle Donley
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May 31, 2024
My Uncle Ted stood at the lectern, tears in his eyes reciting “Auld Lang Syne”, when off in the distance…
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