Chris Bowen
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How many times have you been watching TV when a Taco Bell commercial comes on showing hot, smiling twenty-somethings “chilling”…
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Theia Hawkins
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Holy fuck you guys won’t believe this shit. McFuckingDonald’s secret menu is real and it will change your normal dumbass…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…
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James Knapp
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As anyone who has been married for any span of time knows, there are some days when you just gotta…
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Doug Kolic
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — The recently reelected Donald Trump announced that he was most excited to return to the White…
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Bobby Korec
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IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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James Knapp
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Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting…
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Alex Vlahov
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Local retiree Mitch Danfork was seen standing directly in front of a pickup counter and observing…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — A late-night quest for the munchies turned tragic after a violent Doritos Locosplosion ripped through a Taco…
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If you’re reading this, it’s too late. Wingstop forgot to put ranch in the bag. The only part of your…
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