Steve Packosky
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February 26, 2026
CHICAGO — American multinational fast food chain McDonald’s revealed the new Filet-O-Silverfish, a sandwich developed in order to circumvent crippling…
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Steve Packosky
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January 23, 2026
COLLEGE PARK, Ga. — Christian fast food chain restaurant Chick-fil-A announced its intent to have all of its meat sourced…
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Steve Packosky
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December 21, 2025
FRANKLIN, Tenn. — American fast food restaurant chain Hardee’s has unveiled a new menu addition known as the All-Crouton Salad,…
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Chris Bowen
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June 30, 2025
How many times have you been watching TV when a Taco Bell commercial comes on showing hot, smiling twenty-somethings “chilling”…
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Theia Hawkins
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June 26, 2025
Holy fuck you guys won’t believe this shit. McFuckingDonald’s secret menu is real and it will change your normal dumbass…
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Steve Packosky
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March 1, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…
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James Knapp
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January 12, 2025
As anyone who has been married for any span of time knows, there are some days when you just gotta…
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Doug Kolic
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December 18, 2024
PALM BEACH, Fla. — The recently reelected Donald Trump announced that he was most excited to return to the White…
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Bobby Korec
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July 31, 2024
IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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James Knapp
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July 24, 2024
Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting…
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