We all know moving is the worst, and packing is maybe the worst of the worst. There was so much we needed to load up…
BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of an unborn Adolf Hitler, insisting…
SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man died by tasing himself in…
WASHINGTON — DC-based tour guide Christopher Hollis is currently attempting to quell an insurrection at the Capitol Building in order to provide interesting details about…
LANSING, Mich. — Far-right protesters who descended on the Michigan Capitol today arrived several hours later than scheduled, due to a gross miscalculation of just…
These liberals get upset over every little thing, even sucking dick. Everyone knows that sex shouldn’t be a safe space. I am a proud, red…
All across the internet, a dangerous idea is taking hold. To its passionate, demographically consistent, very “online” base of fanatical supporters, it’s a bold new…
It’s early in the morning and Twitter is ablaze after a far-right political tweet storm with intentions to “make America great again” went viral. But…