Jason VanSlycke
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Does anyone want to buy a parrot? He’s a beautiful blue and yellow macaw, very well-behaved, enjoys grapes, and, unfortunately,…
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Mimi Kenny
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Being a parent in this day and age means constantly being aware of the internet’s ability to direct your impressionable…
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Steve Packosky
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Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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One was a massively corrupt political party dragging the country into authoritarian oligarchy through lies, xenophobia, and secret police. The…
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Tim Sheard
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AKRON, Ohio — Officer Brian McCarthur of the Akron Police Department shared his delight at seeing work friends while infiltrating…
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Dan Rice
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Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Ninja Turtles! You remember, the bodacious sewer-dwelling pizza-loving heroes of your childhood! We thought…
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Mimi Kenny
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We all know moving is the worst, and packing is maybe the worst of the worst. There was so much…
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Patrick Coyne
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BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of…
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Doug Francisco
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SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man…
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WASHINGTON — DC-based tour guide Christopher Hollis is currently attempting to quell an insurrection at the Capitol Building in order…
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