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Trump Deviates From Debate To Deliver Tangent About “The Late Great Darth Vader” And His “Wonderful Empire”

B.S. Mitchell • September 10, 2024

PHILADELPHIA — Former President Trump deviated from his prepared talking points to pay tribute to Darth Vader and the countless…

The Employees of “Empire Records” Ranked By How Likely They Are Still Working Retail

Dan Kozuh • May 16, 2024

"Damn the man! Save the Empire!" These were the rallying cries of every spirited "teen" working at the fictional store…

Person Who Has Never Seen “Star Wars” Not Saying That Because They Want You to Show Them “Star Wars”

Stephen Bell • June 28, 2022

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local graphic designer Sam Davis regretted ever mentioning that he’s never seen “Star Wars” after being…

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Amazon “Employee of the Month” Awarded Posthumously

Jon Wood • May 22, 2020

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Recently deceased Amazon warehouse worker Freddie Romero was named “Employee of the Month” yesterday for his…