Kyle Donley
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Life is full of little embarrassments. Toilet paper on your shoe, forgetting a co-worker’s name, eating an entire bowl of…
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Jordan Liffengren
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If you’re like me you probably stay up all hours of the night tossing and turning while trying to stop…
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Joe Rumrill
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SAN DIEGO — Members of pop-punk outfit Blink-182 are understandably mortified after just now putting together that the title “Take…
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Rob Steinberg
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Commercials will always be incredibly fake and pandering. Since there are plenty of people who like punk music, it's no…
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Okay, so we know that The Red Hot Chili Peppers are a bit of a touchy subject around here, but…
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SAN DIEGO — Music identification software Shazam faced an ethical dilemma today, ultimately failing to disclose the song playing at…
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Heather Cook
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DODGE CITY, Kan. — Local adult Amelie Hartman was spotted pathetically trying to keep up with the latest trends by…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Notorious asshole Bill Finley was kidnapped in the middle of the night by a disembodied paranormal…
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Shea Strauss
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NOBLESVILLE, Ind. — Local man Noam Lane’s “over-the-top” proposal gave his long-term girlfriend no choice but to decide whether she…
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Nathan Kamal
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Dads are lame. Even if your dad can occasionally impart a life lesson or bring you a case of toilet…
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