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Ben Friedman • June 15, 2022

HAWKINS, Ind. — Local high school senior Jenny Dowd, currently trapped in the parallel universe of the Upside Down, opted…

James Knapp • February 3, 2022

The 1980’s — the decade that gave us parachute pants, Reaganonomics and, of course, rampant Satanic ritual magic disguised as…

Yancy Lee Crawford • June 11, 2021

PORTLAND, Ore. — Progressive metal band Knight Vision announced they are accepting applications from medieval studies majors for a summer…

Neil Floyd • February 26, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Paramount’s troubled Dungeons & Dragons adaptation hit yet another roadblock today after lead Chris Pine chose Charisma…

Owen Crowlie • December 12, 2020

ATLANTA — New Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast Clarissa Elliotte reportedly bought $50 worth of accessories after playing her first session…

John Dixon • September 22, 2020

RALEIGH, N.C. — A local graduate’s Masters of Fine Arts degree was tainted by the realization the past three years…

Mark Roebuck • August 29, 2020

PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…

Joe Tilleli • August 5, 2020

BOULDER, Colo. — A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons faced yet another encounter with the most difficult recurring…

Pete GK • July 19, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Bait and Snitch admitted today that they are really now more of a punk Dungeons…

Natalie Shoemaker • May 26, 2020

GREENE, N.Y. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group recently completed a three hour session that was secretly planned as…