Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Despite living in a fully legal state, having no roommates, and being gifted a climate-controlled humidor for his…
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Tim Graham
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Beloved local air guitarist Lance DeStefano is recovering after overdosing on imaginary drugs backstage before a performance,…
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Charles Bill
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CHICAGO — The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shocked the world today with an announcement that their most chill scientist…
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Mike Maher
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BOSTON — Local nitrous dealer James “Lawnboy” Carpenter was found dead at the bottom of Mystic Lake wearing only a…
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Stephen Bell
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Don Herbert better known as “Mr. Wizard” was the beloved host of “Mr. Wizard’s World,” an educational science show that…
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Ben Friedman
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One of the best aspects of childhood was it being so natural to ask what, why, and how anything and…
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Robert John Scucci
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Hey, you. Yeah… you. The guy hiding behind the plastic shrubs near the restrooms. Listen as carefully as you can…
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Dom Turek
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local crustie Hank “Spew” Collins was shocked and appalled to discover the cocaine he’d been snorting all…
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RJ Atkinson
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BALTIMORE — A recent study out of Johns Hopkins confirms there’s absolutely nothing cool about drugs, except for all the…
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RJ Atkinson
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Wow, you can never judge a book by its cover. Even if that cover is an NYPD uniform. I mean…
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