Chad Kubrak
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It’s 2025 and after over a decade of unchallenged mainstream hegemony, your hatred of Drake has been vindicated. Look, we…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW ORLEANS — Rapper Kendrick Lamar thrilled the nation during his Super Bowl halftime appearance after revealing his special guest…
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Steve Packosky
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These days, it seems like division is ingrained into the very fabric of our society. Whether it’s politics, religion, or…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Alleged pedophile and formerly popular rapper Drake hopes a friend can get him hired at Trader Joe’s…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — President Biden’s struggling campaign was given a sudden boost with his approval numbers at record highs after releasing…
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Charles Bill
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TORONTO — Drake shocked the world when he released a new diss track aimed at Kendrick Lamar where the Canadian…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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LOS ANGELES — Reports indicate Drake gives an inappropriate amount of attention to Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown, who…
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Rich Marin
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WINNIPEG, Canada — Cryptozoologists have stunned the world today with the announcement that Drake, chart-topping musician and Degrassi alumnus, is…
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Ashley Naftule
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TORONTO -- In what many industry insiders believe is a plea for help, hip-hop superstar Drake tweeted a confession earlier…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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OTTAWA, Canada — Following the meeting of U.S. President-Elect Donald Trump and Kanye West on Tuesday morning, Canadian rapper Drake…
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