Stephen Bell
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August 31, 2025
So I knew this total jagoff Kevin Kergis, who everyone was absolutely certain peaked in high school. Unfortunately, he’s been…
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Peter Ferrarese
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October 29, 2024
BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Halloween party this past weekend…
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Zach Hudson
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September 29, 2023
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly…
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I’m a declared cinema expert and Hitchcock lover. Because of my high standards, never in my life would a shitty…
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Freelancer
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October 9, 2019
NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Termagant Pharmaceuticals product strategy intern Jeremy Hastings impressed colleagues last week by receiving more allegations of…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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August 12, 2019
Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…
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Kyle Erf
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January 14, 2018
In a culture dominated by social media and black-or-white arguments about how the world should work, this man is carving…
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Contributor
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July 4, 2017
BOSTON – The guy at the end of the bar wearing a gold necklace and brand-new, white Oakley sunglasses, who…
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