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5 Clever Ways I Got Excused From Jury Duty That Were All Just Getting Caught Doing Whippets in the Parking Lot

Steve Packosky • September 10, 2025

Being American means we enjoy certain freedoms, such as the right to a fair trial. With these freedoms, however, come…

cop, wife, shooter

Cop’s Wife Wishes He Trusted Her As Much as He Trusts White Shooter’s Explanation

John Danek • March 24, 2021

ATLANTA — Stay-at-home mother Mary Benson wishes that her husband, Atlanta Sheriff Rick Benson, believed her explanations of the goings-on…

cybergoth, future, warning

Time Traveler with Dire Warning Dismissed as Annoying Cybergoth

Patrick Coyne • June 14, 2018

BOSTON — Time traveler and anti-robot resistance leader Trent Mendez, sent from the future to warn humanity about an impending…