John Danek
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June 12, 2021
DALLAS — Rhythm guitarist and craft beer connoisseur Kirk Tenly reportedly hasn’t seen his own pedalboard since the late 2000s…
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Cory Cousins
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February 26, 2021
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Conservative pundits outraged by Hasbro’s announcement that Mr. Potato Head would become gender-neutral immediately created petitions to…
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Ben Friedman
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November 22, 2020
MUNICH — Luxury car manufacturer BMW will finally implement turn signals in all of their vehicles by 2022, according to…
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Kevin Hufe
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October 5, 2020
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly…
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CHICAGO — Fast food behemoth McDonald’s announced today that they will remove the McRib from their menu worldwide to enable…
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Laura Merli
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August 6, 2020
ELIZABETH, N.J. — Local terrier mix Baxter Mitmann wasted his incredible gift yet again this morning of being physically able…
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John Merrifield
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June 20, 2020
NEW YORK — Ofc. Peter McKenzie of the NYPD underwent a controversial and dangerous surgery last week to alleviate stress…
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Louie Aronowitz
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December 29, 2019
EDEN — God, the almighty, omnipresent being responsible for the creation of life itself, finally confirmed that he removed Adam’s…
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Cory Cousins
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July 26, 2019
SAN FRANCISCO — A select group of lucky fans backstage after an Anthrax show last night were ultimately disappointed to…
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Gabe Gurwin
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March 15, 2019
ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for…
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