Nathan Kamal
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Dads are lame. Even if your dad can occasionally impart a life lesson or bring you a case of toilet…
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Patrick Crooks
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SANDUSKY, Ohio — The Pop Punk Diocese of Ohio is facing a wave of criticism following the transfer of a…
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Tom Peters
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BUENA PARK, Calif. — Popular instrument manufacturer Yamaha announced a partnership yesterday with flagship nü-metal band Korn to produce a…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — 40-year-old IT worker Shane Bryce realized yesterday that he can’t imagine a time in his life where…
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Ramona Apthorp
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AGOURA HILLS, Calif. — Local nü-metal band Hog Washer can’t decide which of the countless butthole puns they thought of…
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Chuck Kowalski
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PITTSBURGH — Local attorney and hair metal fanatic Rourke Caldwell asked a jury this morning to consider the “landmark case…
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Shea Strauss
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I used to be a God-fearing man. A real fire-and-brimstone buff. But my faith in God aged just as poorly…
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