Brett Olsen
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local reunion show for ska band Skattergories was reportedly ruined by all the ska music, confirmed…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — Sharon Osbourne believes that her recently deceased husband Ozzy Osbourne still has enough juice in the tank…
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Ben Friedman
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The very fabric of space and time which holds the universe together began to unravel after…
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Shane Pauker
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AKRON, Ohio — Attendees at Hamster Death Method’s latest concert felt overwhelmingly “whoo,” per an impromptu survey conducted by the…
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Steve Packosky
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A particularly violent wall of death during an Exodus concert continued after peace talks failed to reach…
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Kevin Coons
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BOSTON — Local father and software engineer Evan Froom is reportedly excited to see emo bands Bright Eyes and Cursive…
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Samuel Abraham
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ST. LOUIS — An emotionally withdrawn mosh pit refused to open up despite the raw power of Swedish death metal…
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Steve Packosky
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BIRMINGHAM, England — A large number of the attendees of Black Sabbath’s upcoming reunion show at Villa Park announced their…
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Steve Packosky
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Recently deceased grandmother of six Dorothy Roddenbury selfishly had a funeral on the same day Anthrax was…
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Shane Pauker
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Concertgoer Seth Mosley had no choice but to chew off his own foot after it got stuck…
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