PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 35-year-old Noah Milstein’s self-improvement journey took an unexpected turn when a guided meditation was interrupted by…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK CITY — Self-described classical music aficionado Michael Rangel’s night at the Metropolitan Opera House was met with disappointment…
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Trevor Graham
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LOS ANGELES — Showrunners for the hit show “Yellowstone” announced that they are planning a new spinoff series that will…
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Chris Bowen
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How many times have you been watching TV when a Taco Bell commercial comes on showing hot, smiling twenty-somethings “chilling”…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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PORTLAND, Maine — Local apolitical friend Bryce Flowers admitted that he is only watching the 2024 election coverage for the…
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Chris Bowen
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If you’re over the age of 30, and like me, incessantly watched TV while every other kid you knew was…
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James Knapp
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Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting…
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Patrick Coyne
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local Gen Alpha teen Angelina Stephenson was shocked and appalled to learn that famed commercial actor Snoop…
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Trevor Graham
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NEW YORK — New streaming service Advu, now available on all platforms, allows users to just play commercials in the…
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Rob Steinberg
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Commercials will always be incredibly fake and pandering. Since there are plenty of people who like punk music, it's no…
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