Ben Friedman											
										
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										NEW YORK CITY — Self-described classical music aficionado Michael Rangel’s night at the Metropolitan Opera House was met with disappointment…									
									
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												Trevor Graham											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — Showrunners for the hit show “Yellowstone” announced that they are planning a new spinoff series that will…									
									
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												Chris Bowen											
										
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										How many times have you been watching TV when a Taco Bell commercial comes on showing hot, smiling twenty-somethings “chilling”…									
									
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												R. Anthony Mahan											
										
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										PORTLAND, Maine — Local apolitical friend Bryce Flowers admitted that he is only watching the 2024 election coverage for the…									
									
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												Chris Bowen											
										
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										If you’re over the age of 30, and like me, incessantly watched TV while every other kid you knew was…									
									
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												James Knapp											
										
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										Remember The Spongmonkeys? Sure you do, they were those two fucked up-looking hamster things that convinced the world that toasting…									
									
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												Patrick Coyne											
										
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										SPOKANE, Wash. — Local Gen Alpha teen Angelina Stephenson was shocked and appalled to learn that famed commercial actor Snoop…									
									
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												Trevor Graham											
										
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										NEW YORK — New streaming service Advu, now available on all platforms, allows users to just play commercials in the…									
									
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												Rob Steinberg											
										
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										Commercials will always be incredibly fake and pandering. Since there are plenty of people who like punk music, it's no…									
									
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												James Knapp											
										
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										In today’s progressive social climate, some men find the dating world more intimidating than ever, particularly delusional, narcissistic men who…									
									
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