Alice Lahoda
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SEATTLE — Aging punk Tia Cantor was reportedly thrilled with the “life changing” new shoe inserts she received as a…
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Lauren Lavín
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Now that people in the United States are being forced to have babies, it feels like choice is a thing…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Total dumbshit motherfucker Bobby Owens attempted to start a circle pit last night during local hardcore band…
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M.J. Amory
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BALDWIN, N.Y. — Eric Goldstein’s bar mitzvah celebration on Saturday was ruined by his older cousin Chris Meyers, who crowd-killed…
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Mark Roebuck
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Pardon me madam, have you got a moment? I hope I haven’t interrupted anything. I’ve just been trying to work…
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GENEVA – A team of scientists at CERN’s Large Hadron Collider are still cleaning up the mess today after experimenting…
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The Hard Times Staff
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Spectators at last night's highly anticipated ClearlyxStraight show were left speechless as local fat guy,…
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TEMPE, Ariz. – Seven punks have been hospitalized for heat exhaustion and severe dehydration after they refused to remove their…
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Burlington, VT - Megacrustaladon: A prehistoric ancestor to the modern Crust Punk was, in it's time, the apex predator of…
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Jeff Cardello
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VENICE BEACH, Calif. - Sean Clark is no stranger to stagediving. The experienced crowdsurfer has safely navigated through schools of…
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