Matt Bieker
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local muralist Tyler Vantucci recently declared himself “New Jersey sober,” a lifestyle he describes as “totally…
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Zachary Wolf
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I don’t know why everyone always complains about how hard it is to quit smoking, I did it the first…
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Colleen Nerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local “occasional” smoker Samantha Terrett recently realized her secret pack of cigarettes reserved for emergencies was empty…
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Zachary Wolf
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SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Local eco-punk Teddy Vasquez recently explained the benefits of green energy to a carload of friends…
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Zachary Wolf
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local punk Tabitha Milner recently lit a cigarette with a match on the first try, despite the…
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Zachary Wolf
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Punk fan Tamara Washington recently saw a perfectly smokable cigarette butt on the ground from more than…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local crust punk Zachary Kaiser was seen asking patrons on the patio of Inkwell Cafe if they…
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Max Barth
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NEW YORK — Punk savant Jacob Alvarez was reportedly born with an uncanny ability to spot a person with an…
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Zach Hudson
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FARGO, N.D. — Local punk Calvin “Patch” McCambell is receiving less than stellar reviews from his community regarding his self-proclaimed…
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James Webster
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WASHINGTON — A new report from the Food and Drug Administration confirmed that the rate of teenagers rhyming the word…
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