Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — The White House announced the debut of a non-woke version of Jesus Christ called John America, confirmed sources.…
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Bobby Korec
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local man Jerry Whipple, a self-described red-blooded, god-fearing follower of Christ, was outraged when he noticed…
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Matt Husser
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Self-proclaimed MAGA Christian Cullen Monroe took a moment to remind himself of his core values today with…
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Zack Zagranis
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump attended Ash Wednesday service at St. John's Episcopal Church, Lafayette Square, where he reportedly asked…
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Reuben Blanchard
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Zao has been around for a while. For some, they are a top 5 metalcore band. For others, they aren’t.…
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Nathan Kamal
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The Killers are one of the single biggest rock acts of the this millennium, a powerhouse band propelled by the…
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Matt Husser
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local priest Pastor Stephen Kramer is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after hearing Christian ska band Skadom…
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Scott Waldman
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Middleburg, Florida’s The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus formed in 2003, was under the radar until 2006, and released their debut album…
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Freelancer
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WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is reportedly getting really into online porn in an effort to relieve…
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