California Tag Archives - Page 4

Please, Mr. Bungle Was My Father’s Name; Call Me George

Mike Civins • March 5, 2019

Mr. Bungle? Please, do I look that old? I’m just razzing you. Seriously though, Mr. Bungle was my father's name,…

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Long Tetris Piece Stuck in Traffic on 405

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • June 1, 2018

IRVINE, Calif. — Games of Tetris everywhere were held up for hours today as the Long Piece found itself stuck…

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Bakersfield, Calif. Approved as Testing Ground for New GMO KoЯn

Kevin Hufe • February 15, 2018

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The California Department of Food and Agriculture approved a program yesterday allowing nü-metal scientists to test potential…

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Local Punk Club to Donate Two Drink Tickets to All Affected by California Wildfires

Malcolm Whitfield • December 10, 2017

SHAMROCK, Texas — The owner of the local punk bar/venue Calico’s will donate two drink tickets to each person affected…

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One Monkey With One Typewriter Recreates Every Blink-182 Lyric

Mark Roebuck • September 26, 2017

DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an…

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Promoter of One Day Festival Unsure Why So Many People Camping

Mark Roebuck • September 5, 2017

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Martin Savage, promoter of the first annual High & Low Festival, was reportedly surprised to find…

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Aspiring Documentary Filmmakers Officially Overpopulated, Legal to Hunt

Hannah Boone • August 20, 2017

LOS ANGELES — The California Film Commission has legalized hunting aspiring documentary filmmakers in order to control their rapidly growing…

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Aging Punk to Get Year’s Worth of Shows In at One-Day Fest

Krissy Howard • May 30, 2017

[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Aging punk Valeri Kravtsova announced plans earlier today…

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Marijuana Dispensaries Now Legally Require You to Sit And Listen to Them Play Guitar For 40 Minutes Before Buying Weed

Dan Kozuh • January 18, 2017

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- California state lawmakers held an emergency vote on Proposition 64 last night, requiring marijuana dispensary employees to…

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Ceremony Thinks You Were Better in 2006, Too

Jeremy Hammond • August 25, 2016

ROHNERT PARK, Calif. – Management of the Moxie Java Café called local police early Friday morning when Ross Farrar, vocalist…

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