TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending…
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Seth Beaudreault achieved the longest health kick of any American trying to eat better, breaking the world record with…
WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of the House following a historic…
It’s that time of year again, when chocolate bunnies are eaten and colorful eggs are hidden all around the home for children to find with…
LOS ANGELES — Members of the paparazzi are reportedly devastated to learn that popstar Britney Spears was being exploited for years through a conservatorship, without…
WASHINGTON — Leaders of the #AllLivesMatter movement called for an end to March for Our Lives early this afternoon at a press conference outside of…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Heavily pierced punk Kevin Avery has trapped a local woman in an unending, one-sided conversation, revealing a horrifying slew of opinions, according…
RAQQA, Syria — ISIS claimed responsibility this morning for a graphic video documenting the beheading of late-night talk-show host Jimmy Fallon, in which the television…
DALLAS — After a 25-minute set to a sparse audience last night, opening band Leo and the Mayfairs announced they only had one song remaining…