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INTERNET — Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has categorically condemned the publication of the article you are currently reading,…
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CINCINNATI — A suspect is in custody today after breaking a window in the Ohio home of Vice President JD…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to…
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Garry Kerls
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LOS ANGELES — After coming out victorious in the multi-billion dollar bidding war to acquire Warner Bros., Netflix CEO Ted…
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Tim Graham
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her…
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Seth Beaudreault achieved the longest health kick of any American trying to eat better,…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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It’s that time of year again, when chocolate bunnies are eaten and colorful eggs are hidden all around the home…
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Dianne Nora
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LOS ANGELES — Members of the paparazzi are reportedly devastated to learn that popstar Britney Spears was being exploited for…
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WASHINGTON — Leaders of the #AllLivesMatter movement called for an end to March for Our Lives early this afternoon at…
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