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TV Exec Unaware Reboot He Pitching Already Successful Twitter Parody Account

Chuck Kowalski • June 19, 2021

NEW YORK — Television executive Arthur Gaines, 73, remains oblivious that the “Frasier” reboot he’s been pitching for the past…

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Alarming New Study Finds I’m The Only One in This House That Knows How to Refill the Goddamn Brita Filter

Patrick Coyne • May 10, 2021

BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…

You’ll Be More Conservative When You’re Older and Your Brain Has Been Ravaged by Syphilis

Dan Rice • January 2, 2020

So you think Sanders or Warren would make a good president, huh? And you still insist on calling our current…

Top 10 Blink 182 Songs That – Ok Now That the Boomers Are Gone, How Do We Get Rid of Them Permanently Before They Destroy the Planet?

Jonah Nink • October 20, 2019

Nothing beats a good Blink 182 song, here is our top 10 list. 10. Mutt - This Enema of the…